"Living proof that God has a sense of humour!" - 0504dj
"so cute... looks like a green ball of spaghetti lol." - blueberrypuff
"it looks like she was feeding him weed" -  poopydoolarroo 
"looks like a bag of sprouts" - billydc2
"can he c? hes so cute and fluffy! whats wrong with him?" - Her0ofCha0s94
"aaww.... when i seen the pic i thought it was the grinch til i read the title! it think its kinda cute. i hope it can see and stuff! it doesn't look like feathers, it looks like hair lmbo!" - jbrwn07
"That noise is adorable, as well as his looks.I don't suppose he can see can he?" - Zakuza7777
"Adorable!!" - shimmer36 
"Theres actually a website selling these at 2.50 a pop. Apparantly they taste quite nice (y)" - afiVSblaqkaudio
                  "are you serious? :/" -toxicsnafu
"Kinda looks like Michelle Obama." - BobbyBiggzz 
"wow...i never knew mops lived" - Diabolikal01
"Can the little sonofabitch fly?" - BeadlesGhostClaw
"does it have eyes?" tubby92288
"I love whipper :')" macinray 
" hairy bastard." - wolfy18
"its a mutant because it comes from the south island of new zealand." - mattmanmkb
"I would call this a sheep dog parakeet." - youngsinfo
"looks yummy" - tempid11 
"it's a poodle, isn't it?" - falmp
"i want to eat it so bad" - tempid11
"looks like a pomeranian fucked a parrot" - BlackRat85
"um how does it see, seriously it's cute as hell but i still wonder, does it have X-ray vision" - VPT2 
"i dont know if it has been said before. but this bird has the same gene promblem as the hairy people from mexico" - JESTZM1
"hes made of lettuce :P" - xXToxicxxTerrorXx
""Do you see billy! Do you see! look what happens when you put your parakeet through a cotton gin!"" - griffin66441
"Lady where do you live? I'll come over and put it down for you. Poor ugly ass bird." - stakornicx 
"this bird is cute and it looks freaking AWESOME!!!" - 314kleb
"i wonder if hes capable of fight because everybody knows that birds feathers are vary crucial to fight" - legos12321
                  I doubt that they let him "fight" other birds. Besides, I don't know why feathers would be crucial to "fighting" - maddmatt66
"for a second i thought that was a moving ball of yarn :)" - partybobarty892
"i want to brush my face onto him ^_^" - mundiman889
"PROOF OF EVOLUTION BIRD WITH FUR, intelligent design is a LIE" - hpjc10
"looks like cabbage..." - xH4YD3Nx
"and that is what i call style :)" - nahuel227
"its a ball of wool!" - combcard
"its bin laden xD" - Soldierfromhungary
"it's a living duster" - ratzskinakie
"Aww, isn't he fabulous? :3" - RainyUmbrella
"birds shit on my car" - z00p00z00
"ah shutup! you just glued lettuce to a fuckin parakeet" - texanheadbanger
"that looks like my carpet!" - daltonm97
"Bird equivalent of a 'fro" - Bottery
"Its like... green flying spaghetti o,O." - VooDooMadMan